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“TERRAIN” T-SHIRT


As Pasteur said on his deathbed: "the germ is nothing; the terrain is everything." So, next time you "catch a stomach bug," consider the idea that it might've been the quadruple stack of pancakes and the massive dollop of expired whipped cream.

These shirts were screen printed locally, so they're pretty high-quality (despite the fact that they say "diarrhea" on the front of them).

Text on Front.
Logo on Back.

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