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If you pluck the skin off the average American, underneath, they look like the Mucinex mascot: a three-hundred-pound walking booger in suspenders and a stained t-shirt – stuffed to the tits with snot, toxins, and forty-two pounds of cheese (which is the average amount an American eats in a year).

This perpetual state of mucus is called "systemic chronic inflammation." Or, as I like to call it: snot body.

If you're reading this, chances are you have it. You've abused your bowels for decades with processed "food" like Roasted Turkey Pringles® and cinnamon-sprinkled sausage patties.

And now, the time has come to cleanse.

This book is an easy-to-read, humorous guide to doing just that. Written by a guy who's definitely not a doctor.


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