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The Department of Defense uses 5G’s millimeter-wave technology for crowd control. This means, that as you read this, a military-grade weapons system might be getting installed right next to your house. 

But, hey – at least you’re able to stream high-speed viral videos of cats playing the piano. 

The stickers come in packs of 4, and each sticker is 4”x4”. 

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