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Is the Dollar Worth Less than a Whoopee Cushion? [8:05]
This presentation discusses the legal and historical definition of “dollar.” It goes on to cover the confiscation of gold, and explains why the U.S. dollar has less intrinsic value than rubber bags that make fart noises.

WORKS CITED:

Bruce G McCarthy. Theocratic vs. Democratic Money. 1990, 8th ed.

Bruce G McCarthy. What is a Dollar?

Federal Reserve Bank of Chicago. Modern Money Mechanics. 1992.

Federal Reserve Bank of New York. The Story of Money. 1984, 4th ed.

Franklin D. Roosevelt. Exec Order No. 6102. April 5th, 1933.

Henry Campbell Black, M.A. “Dollar.” Black’s Law Dictionary. 1951, 4th ed., p. 570.

My cousin, Steven, who owns 17,000 shares of McSorley’s Rectal Thermometers.

United States Constitution. Article 1, Section 10, Paragraph 1.

United States Code. Title 31, Section 5101.






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